 You
Don't Know Jack --
04-02-02
Conspiracy Theory
I've suspected all my life that there is a worldwide
conspiracy against me and now I have proof. When I decided
to buy a house 75 miles away from work I had a feeling
the gas prices would go up. The odd thing is that the
day after I signed the papers prices began to skyrocket.
If that isn't enough, just prior to this I told my wife
that after we move we need to eat more soup and salads
and do the exercise routine (I'm sure you know how that
goes). Well, guess what? Little did I know that lettuce
prices are somehow tied into the prices of crude oil
and the "Get Jack Adkins Cartel" is controlling
it all. The prices for lettuce have been engaged in
a mad race with the gas stations to see who can reach
the $2.00 per unit first. I'm deathly afraid to visit
the soup isle. I guess I need to break out the Brunswick
Stew recipe. I know, I know, you're thinking what idiot
would move 75 miles away from his job in the first place?
In my own defense, there are some things developing
in my field in that area that should put me in the right
place at the right time when it goes down. I just have
to fend off the cartel in the meantime.
Also, how many people grew up watching Sailor Bob on
TV?
Yep, that's a picture of my sister and I with Sailor
Bob. He was appearing at someplace like Southside Plaza
or something and we (or I) were just thrilled to be
able to watch his show in person and to be able to visit
with him. I sat down in the living room everyday and
drew pictures with Sailor Bob, Gilley Gull, and Mr.
Mouse.
If you have any remembrances of Sailor Bob, I would
like to hear from you. I would like to post them on
the site for all to read.
Until next time; Have a healthy and wonderful life.
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